Cheezy corny crunchy spicy orange fingers plus sour savory corny crunchy ranchy stinky dorito crunchy stinky corn breath. I note for the record that this ranch does not taste as cool as cool ranch. I swear it is less cool, and not as ranchy. MSG yum yum yum! Is K. hitting the 7-11 or did she just hork some pumpkin pie? DoD readers want to know!!!!
Don’t get flavor all over your keyboard!
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We zoinked the pic here.
Our review is in the post categories.
They should have called them, “Pizza and Raunch”.
I must defende the honour of the Doritoes. This hath the potentialle to be very tasty.
True story. I was on a tasting panel when they were testing the nacho flavored Doritos. They were the most gag-inducing thing I’ve ever eaten, and I’ve eaten a lot of offal in my time. An awful lot of offal.
I find two flavors in one bag to be an affront to our Judeo-Crunching heritage.
Exactly! Next thing you know, Doritos will be allowed to marry.
It’s a powdery slope.