Ugh. Were it only to be true. You know you see this and imagine the bottom of a bucket of Popeye’s where all the crispy bits have crunched off and are in a big pile of flavor at the bottom and you just shove it in your face and are transported, nay, elevated into the opening ceremonies of the Space Olympics.
Alas, no.

Sadly, No?
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So disappointing.
but the packaging is so convincing
I do not imagine that at all, nor would I ever purchase that item (which is undoubtedly made of squid and lead flakes). Also, what kind of fascist has effing MATH instead of a CAPTCHA? Are you trying to prove that we’re human, or that we didn’t go to an American public school?
I think I would eat this after a day spent eating tacos from trucks, Vietnamese sandwiches, In-n-Out, and then having a vegan feast at a new friend’s house.
When will the disgusting report on those officially disgusting BLT chips be posted? Should I pee in the bloggy pool now to poison everyone against you, Pinko? I should probably just do that anyway.
Chuckles is onto something.
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